Dicks Sporting Goods Placker

What better time and place to floss than before you go in a sporting goods store?

High-Tech Placker

This pink high-tech placker is the best money can buy! Forged in the research labs of America's high tech research facilities it's precision weighted and sleek handle make it a prime target to be discarded on the road. I pity the car that runs this placker over!

Dilapidated Lot Placker

I don't know about you, but when I think of dilapidated parking lots...I also think of flossing with a placker.

Point State Park Placker

Pittsburgh is a beautiful city with many great views. This view has been known to induce flossing as is evidenced by the placker below. Sometimes you just gotta floss.

Medevial Times Placker

Plackers come in many shapes and sizes. This placker is part ergonomic wonder and part instrument of plaque torture fit for a King during the Middle Ages.

Where are they now?

This is our 1st Where are they Now? segment. In these segments we update you on a former featured story.

We received lots of fan mail and a few proposals (weirdos!) regarding Florida Sunbathing Placker. We went out to find this placker, but unfortunately tragedy had already beaten us to it!

Your carefree attitude will be missed! We do however look forward to the inevitable decrease in fan mail.

Papa Murphys Chameleon Placker

Believe it or not but there is indeed a placker in this photo. Can you spot it? Chameleon placker aims to blend in with his surroundings.